All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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