Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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