So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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