So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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