just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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