The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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