More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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