if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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