i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
