hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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