No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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