Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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