D3 body, D1 cock
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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