i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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