i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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