and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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