i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
