If that was your dad, he is hot
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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