I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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