My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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