There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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