her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Help. Why am I so naked?
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