And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
