The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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