it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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