I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
