i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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