Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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