would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just google imaged poop.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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