Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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