Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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