therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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