so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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