Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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