She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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