its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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