He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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