Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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