Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
