There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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