Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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