What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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