its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He has the fingertips of a God
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