i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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