so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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