After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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