I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
