Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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