i may or may not be watching the land before time
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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