he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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