is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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