Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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