It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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