And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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