he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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